Tom Scocca at the Boston Globe neutralizes my urge to poke fun at the dilemmas of naming your children in a pancultural atmosphere of interchangeably relevant criteria:
I would name a child Moxie CrimeFighter before I would name it Logan or Hailey - or Addison, Brandon, or Jaydon, to pick a few names from the most recent top 50. This is not an exaggeration. If we had triplets, for instance, I couldn't rule out using Moxie CrimeFighter for Baby No. 3. I can't come up with any scenario in which I would name a baby Jaydon.
I'm so with you, man.
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