A Palestinian State, Side by Side With...

- Germany! - Saudi Arabia! - Germany! - Saudi Arabia! - Okay...Egypt!

[Short pause] - ...France? - Tunisia. - Italy, that's my final offer.

- Those little islands off Tunisia.

- You drive a hard bargain, my infidel friend. Perhaps I should clog the Straits of Hormuz?

[Long sigh.] - Malta?

Imagine the heights of a Huckabee-Ahmadinejad summit. Daniel pokes fun. I guess this settles Huckabee's stance on the Jerusalem question? Then again Ahmadinejad seems to be in something of the doghouse lately, so now may be just the time to attempt to relocate Palestine to Africa or the Arabian Peninsula. Only, wait, it's the Egyptians and the Saudis who are our most important regional counterweights to Iranian hegemony. Nevermind.