July 14, 2008

Brace Yourselves

Something called "Shackler's Revenge" is appearing on Rock Band 2.

The inclusion of the song on a game suggests that the Guns N’ Roses album “Chinese Democracy” will come out this fall, after years of delays. Axl Rose, who has selected replacements for the other original members, has said that the album is finished, but a release date has not been announced.

MTV and Universal Music Group, Guns N’ Roses’ label, declined to comment on the deal.

Not an entirely inexplicable course of action. Jokes that we'll see real Chinese democracy before the album version will cease regardless, replaced by a hush over the hipster commissariat: turns out beneath those arch posturings and deflated poses they have one remaining scrap of naive, innocent hope -- that this album will really, really not be awful, and might even be awesome.

July 12, 2008

Garbage

Matt Yglesias is also an apologist. Sadly, it's hard enough as it is these days to persuade people that Garbage 2.0 was the work of genius it was -- much less rickety embarrassments like Beautiful Garbage or that last one that no one, not even I, listened to. Probably the best thing about Garbage is the answer they'd regularly give in interviews as to the origin of their name: there were only two names left in the band name bin, and the other one was Hootie and the Blowfish.

June 25, 2008

Who Is Buying Coldplay Records?

Big album sales for Chris Martin and Co. But why? Is it because the band has found one of the last remaining markets for actual CD sales -- the adult contemporary market? How many people are there who still have a wall-to-wall CD shelf? Who cherish, instead of the pop and crackle of the LP, the skippedy-skip of those Vertical Horizon and Tonic discs that slid all over the floor of your Grand Cherokee back around the time Dave Grohl led the Foos bravely into the land of adult contemporary? How many Foo Fighters CDs are selling these days?

In an effort to make this post capable of generating intellectual traction, could there possibly be some correlation between the political attitudes of Chris Martin and his legions of CD-buying fans from the Friends generation? Do people who buy physical CDs have a different politics from Young Downloaders? Are they stuck in the '90s in more ways than one? More disconcertingly, is there a connection between Martin's musical regression (from the land of Parachutes to the land of "Staring at the Sun" and "Learning to Fly") and his pompous, twatty, overindulgent conflation of global solidarity and self-celebration?

May 24, 2008

I'm Uncomfortable

David Brooks is listening to hipster music I haven't yet listened to. What's worse: I have no desire to listen to Vampire Weekend. What's worst: the thought of David Brooks rejecting my own listening suggestions.

MORE: Reihan's a little uncomfortable too. Different reasons:
This actually reminds me, tangentially, of the critical reception of Keith Gessen’s excellent All the Sad Young Literary Men and Ross’s Privilege. Both books cover territory familiar to an articulate, highly self-conscious minority. And because both aim to identify a generational sensibility, both received pretty ferocious criticism — not despite but precisely because of the fact that both did a damn good job. The narcissism of small differences takes over, and the result is near-endless nasty barbs.
The trouble here is that 'our' articulate, highly self-conscious niche tends toward highly self-conscious kitsch, serious only to the extent that it's ironic. Obviously Ross's book (and, since I like n +1 and have to repent for my general frustration and distaste over Indecision, probably Keith's book too) isn't doing what Vampire Weekend's music is doing. There is an overarching similarity in the way these things are received, but I want to be careful not ensure that we don't have to celebrate Vampire Weekend in order to defend good fiction and nonfiction about our Generational Sensibility -- works in which, as a genre, bands with names, tunes, and a look and feel like Vampire Weekend's should come in for some pretty cutting mockery.

May 19, 2008

Indie's Self-Anointed Handpicked Successors

19982008 Indie-Glam: 1998 or 2008?

A few nights ago, out on the town, Courtney Love appeared to be following me around. At bar after bar, strains of her big Hole hits from 1998-9 came streaming out, reminding me of the bizarre time when alt-rock found itself, in the space of some four years, awash in cash, fame, and prestige. The short middle passage of the '90s took Hole from the low-fi creepshow of "Doll Parts" to the hi-gloss prom of "Celebrity Skin;" took Garbage from the grunge-hop Sneaker Pimps peerage of "Queer" to the transatlantic centerfold of "I Think I'm Paranoid;" took Smashing Pumpkins from the granola-punk aesthetic of "Disarm" to the center of the known universe. Marilyn Manson went from riding a boar, dipped naked in green paint, to eclipsing Rose McGowan on the red carpet. The list goes on and on. Alt-rock, as Scott Weiland discovered, had become alt-glam.

Then the war came. Not the War on Terror, the War on Taste -- boy bands, bubblegum pop, Fred Durst and that guy from Staind. Only Korn drummer Dave Silveria attempted to bridge the difference between alt-glam and the forces intent on destroying it, posing in 2000 for an evocative series of Calvin Klein Dirty Jeans ads that featured the likes of Liz Phair. Slipknot -- and not only Slipknot -- burned him in effigy. There would be no looking back.

And so both alt-rock and alt-glam were banished from the public eye. Britney beat Billy. And, quietly, carefully, introvertedly, a younger generation of sensitive types stayed away from the Warped Tour and the Summer Sanitarium in preference for their bedrooms, often in solitary diligence, softly preparing a revolution.

They weren't rich like their alt-rock ancestors; weren't already famous; had no record deals of the sort their aesthetic parents enjoyed in an era when labels like Interscope and even Maverick could make the earth tremble. What they did have was talent, time, and the means of production, and that's all an artist ever really needs. And so was indie-rock born into the world.

Fast forward a few years. These indie-rockers, needy but prickly individualists that they are, seem to prefer the ad hoc collective and the solo framework to dedicated band bonding. One can hardly blame them. It's not just a matter of living out psychological stereotypes. It's a matter of making new kinds of music. And I must confess that the large collectives do less for me than the new one-man and one-woman bands. It would seem, judging by John Wray's six-page New York Times feature on the Return of the One-Man Band, that I am not alone in this matter:

Advances in recording and performance technology now make it possible for musicians not only to fire the drummer but also — if so inclined — to do away with accompaniment altogether without losing the richness, or seemingly the spontaneity, of a full-size band. And Pallett is by no means alone in pursuing these advantages. The past few years in progressive pop, which have given rise to a series of popular and acclaimed collectives — uncommonly large bands with a disdain for clearly defined hierarchies, like Montreal’s Arcade Fire, or even a fluid definition of membership, like Toronto’s Broken Social Scene or Brooklyn’s Animal Collective — have also produced a wide variety of solo performers. Among the most notable are Pallett, Noah Lennox and Annie Clark. Even more curiously, the two trends are intimately connected: Pallett has toured with the Arcade Fire as a violinist; Noah Lennox, who plays solo under the name Panda Bear, is an active member of Animal Collective; and Annie Clark — who records and performs under the nom de rock St. Vincent — has played with a veritable Who’s Who of supersize outfits, from the Polyphonic Spree to Sufjan Stevens’s band to the no-wave pioneer Glenn Branca’s all-guitar orchestra. When I asked the 25-year-old Clark to explain this apparent paradox, she considered the question for a while. “I think a lot of bands decided to maximalize their sound — if that’s a word — as a kind of reaction to the stark, sort of minimalist indie rock in the 90’s,” she said finally. “One way to do that is to form these massive collectives and put on big stage shows: a ‘more is more’ kind of thing.” She smiled to herself demurely. “Another way is to maximalize yourself.”

Wray's article is great, complete with a shout-out to DC's own Rock and Roll Hotel. He covers a lot of cool one-person bands, but he can't know them all, or not yet, anyway. He missed, for example, one of my new favorites, The Handpicked Successors. (Don't let the plural fool you.) Now that indie rock has resuscitated the alt-rock bloodline, I expect to see the alt-glam aesthetic return under freshly liberated, privately produced auspices -- call it indie-glam. You heard it here first. The revolution may be bad for corporate music, but it's awesome for fans and artists, and with a win-win like that, it's all very rock and roll.

(Time-straddling Scott Weiland courtesy of Flickrer Mark C. Austin.)

May 03, 2008

Quantum of Disappointment

Everyone's chance to hear Amy Winehouse croaking out the "Quantum of Solace" theme song is now gone, courtesy of Mark Ronson. Just when you thought vamped-up third-rate fake Motown was going to do for Daniel Craig what Macca's voodoo pop did for Roger Moore.

April 17, 2008

Dorktor Feelgood

A milestone:

In a nod to the ascendancy of video games, rock 'n' roll bad boys Motley Crue will become the first group to release a new single through Rock Band, the developer of the wildly popular game said Monday.

"Saints of Los Angeles," the first single from the group's upcoming album, will be available for download for 99 cents on Tuesday via Microsoft's Xbox Live Marketplace and on Thursday via Sony's PlayStation store, said Viacom's MTV Games.

"Saints of Los Angeles" -- that's a good one, guys. Hopefully the song is about the guys that run the taco and burger stands east of Hollywood and Sunset. Yet I actually doubt this.

March 24, 2008

Resolved: Radiohead Not Worth Spilling a Lot of Ink Over

The Harvard Dems spill a few drums of the stuff in an effort to prove this point by rebutting my ten-year retrospective on Radiohead. I now realize I should have written it on Chris Gaines.

February 27, 2008

Thank dEUS

If your musical tastes run in directions similar to mine, this is welcome news. Pocket Revolution was a little tired and rusty, but Instant Street is hands down one of the best ten records of the past...oh...18 years.

This will have to substitute for now for reflections on Buckley.

January 26, 2008

Critical Optimism?

The mysterious force that started deleting a post that included the phrase 'unlicensed masseuse' and started typing out a link to news that Scarlett Johansson's making a record. You may be delightfully disarmed of your critical apparatus, too.

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