July 07, 2008

The Enemy Cannot Press a Button if You Have Disabled his Hand

One of many lines of great wisdom from the infamous and brilliant film Starship Troopers. Here's another one: "You're some sort of big, fat, smart-bug, aren't you?"

Inexplicably, Daniel hates Starship Troopers, calling it "horrendous," "horrible," "risible," and a "waste of time." I'm sure it's a better film, at least, than Hancock, if for no other reason than Starship Troopers is a contemporary classic in the underappreciated siege film genre -- a genre dominated by some of the greatest films of all time, for certain (Zulu, Night of the Living Dead), but one with plenty of room for a cutting satirical attack on our monocultural human civilization of the future. An attack the film itself appears not entirely to know it's making...

May 23, 2008

Che! The Movie

I like Benicio del Toro, I'm iffy on Steven Soderbergh, I think A.O. Scott's one of our best movie critics, and it was Cuban Independence Day a few days ago. All of which suggests I point you to Rod's post on Scott's review of Soderbergh's Che movie, starring Benicio. Fin.

April 21, 2008

Invitation to Criticism

Am I the only person with Zero (0) interest in watching any film in the 'Judd Apatow universe'? No. But am I the only blogger?

April 18, 2008

The Consolation of the Bad Is the Worse

A.O. Scott lets out his first false note of the year. It's all the sadder for coming on the heels of a typically accurate and confident bit of swashbuckling:

[...] the schlub-hottie pairings that have become ubiquitous on screen lately also reinforce a dreary double standard. Guys are permitted to be flabby, lazy emotional wrecks, but as long as they crack jokes, some action will come their way. Girls, ideally, should have a sense of humor — mainly so they can laugh at those jokes — but for the most part they should look good in a bikini and like sex (though not too much and not anything too weird). Maybe someday, though probably not under Mr. Apatow’s aegis, a relatively ordinary-looking woman will have a sex comedy of her own.

I know this is probably to be taken as the film criticism version of Tocqueville's 'sad liberalism', but please let's not give anyone any ideas. I, for example, will refrain from personifying this bad idea out of sheer magnanimity.

March 25, 2008

John Hughes Lives

But quietly. This is an oddly fascinating and somewhat breathless article, well worth the read. But note: Owen Wilson is in no way reminiscent of John Candy.

March 20, 2008

Ripley, Believe it or Not

Was Minghella's best. Sad to see him go, but Ross' speed-essay on The Talented Mr. Ripley is the most undeniably correct thing he has ever written, down to every last detail and sometimes even word choice. The only thing I could possibly add is specific praise for the way Philip Seymour Hoffman delivers the line "I think I'm saying it." And that Matt Damon is the best actor of his generation, and so shall he remain.

UPDATE: Peter Suderman concurs, claro.

March 18, 2008

While I Was Out

in New York, a little bit of fun and games I've had with Funny Games went up at the American Spectator.

January 26, 2008

Voting With My Feet

Jim Antle calls our attention to a most heinous paleo plot: disenfranchisement for citizens whose film faves include 12 Monkeys, Fight Club, and Legends of the Fall. My flight to Canada begins tonight.

January 20, 2008

Cloverfield

Suderman likes it okay; Chris Orr doesn't. I won't see it. There's something deviant and irresponsible about fantasizing so luridly over the mass destruction of America and specifically New York. I don't like being presented with the image of a decapitated Statue of Liberty, which will now never leave my memory banks. Period.

The transgressive force of Independence Day was mitigated by the knowledge that, like, that would never happen, but now we should treat ourselves with an ounce more respect. And don't give me any yap about how this is a 'safe' way of working out our fears. It's just another wrong, tiresome, and ultimately fraudulent way of ratcheting up our anxiety in order to blunt the way it registers.

December 14, 2007

Bad Meta-Messages; or, What's Wrong with Katherine Heigl?

Yglesias seems to think Heigl's relieving his lingering discomfort with Knocked Up:

Like a lot of people, I found Knocked Up to be both funny, and somewhat disquieting in its apparent message. These issues got discussed a bit and then the whole thing was forgotten in our fast-paced internet-age culture. But Jessica Valenti points out a really good new Meghan O'Rourke essay on the film inspired by Katherine Heigl's recent remark that the movie was "a little sexist."

And of course, in have-cake-eat-too land, the rank contradiction between being paid for a big break that makes you uncomfortable and revealing your intimate discomfort from the interview chair is to be celebrated on precisely those terms:

It's her unfiltered voice that makes her dynamic and edgy, so what if she occasionally comes off as a raging she-beast? Embrace it! And just because Heigl scored her big-screen breakthrough in Knocked Up doesn't mean she has to worship her character, or agree wholeheartedly with the film's portrayal of women. What's more, who would really want to read an interview where she did? -- Gretchen Hansen, Entertainment Weekly's Popwatch

Aha! Watching celebs squirm over the emotional costs of splitting their selves up for sexy perks and cash prizes creates frisson for entertainment consumers! It's all so obvious now. Surely part of being an artist calls for a certain kind of courage to strain yourself artistically. But Heigl's no tortured artiste. She's a professional player of parts that make her feel, like Yglesias himself, lingeringly guilty and kinda dirty. But at least Yglesias, like myself, is only a critic, who has to contend, like it or not, with things that register on the Attention Meter of popular public opinion. Heigl is a serial psychomasochist -- in addition to this, on the Grey's adultery...

"That was kind of a big change for Izzie, wasn't it, after she was so up on her moral high ground," muses the actress. "They really hurt [Callie], and they didn't seem to be taking a lot of responsibility for it. I have a really hard time with that kind of thing."

...there's this, on The Fall of the House of Usher (!):

"Ann is a young woman who had been encircled by this history (of her lineage) her entire life, so it's already kind of there, the mystery of that big old house she's living in. The odd relationship between her and her brother, that Poe vibe is already around her, I think she is used to and almost likes that creepy feeling that prevails throughout the film." [...] "Ann isn't twisted, but she has a complex sexuality," says Heigl. "She likes the macabre." And here Heigl draws a clear distinction between herself and Ann. "There are things that I was very uncomfortable with. The whole incestuous theme was very uncomfortable for me. Reading it I was trying to shake it off. But that is what Poe is so brilliant at doing. Those things happen, those are the darker sides of humanity that people won't talk about so much, but those are the real horror stories."

Yeah, okay, I get it, but that's one weird yet characteristic-of-the-age pattern to get yourself into and ritually confess. Fame and its side benefits would appear to be inadequate therapy, which of course makes us love our stars even more. They're anxiety-ridden about their 'complex' sexuality and about hurting people and not taking responsibility -- just like us! Now that's incestuous. And guess what: we're used to it and almost like that creepy feeling that prevails throughout our lives.

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