Make It Biden (II)

Dear Sen. Obama,

I like following politics. I really, really do. I like it too much, in fact, and as a consequence I devote far too much of my time to reading blogs and wire reports, mulling over the likely extent of your post-convention bounce, and counting the number of words issued by one Andrew Sullivan about your opponent's probably-false-but-who-really-cares POW stories. As a result my mythical dissertation remains just that, and my wife and son grow louder and louder in their worrying about my job prospects. I have, in short, something of a problem, and I need you to help me fix it.

So please, please listen to James, and pick Joe Biden as your running mate. There is nothing in the world I hate more than watching that arrogant, loud-mouthed prick ramble on and on for dozens of words at a time without pausing for a breath, and if the Alito hearings taught me anything it's that a solid ten minutes of drowning in his shtick will make Kant start to look like Seinfeld. If there is anyone who's going to get my head buried back in those books, it's Biden, and you're the one who can give him the forum to do just that. While I clearly can't promise you my vote, I hope my undying gratitude will suffice.

Thanks very much for your consideration.

Yours,

John

Comments

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Obama and Biden would complement each other perfectly. One has lots of brains and no experience; the other has lots of experience and no brains.

[dave.s.]

Biden is a buffoon with hair plugs, a record of plagiarism and of lying about his law school rank. He can bloviate the conventional wisdom on foreign affairs, otherwise he brings nothing to the ticket. But you know this, right?

[William]

BIDEN is SO PHONEY!

BIG, UGLY HOLLYWOOD TEETH!
HAIR PLUGS - PHOOEY

Not an exciting speaker.

Biden has properly said America is being
financially and morally exhausted by Bush's war in Iraq".

But he for use of American military force
in faraway places, like Darfur, the Balkans
and Afghanistan. He will fit in perfectly
with the hawks and the military industrial complex.

Biden voted for the Bush war in Iraq. But he is smart. Now he has seen the light about Iraq. He said last year that "the top officials in the Bush administration have privately concluded they have lost Iraq and are simply trying to postpone disaster so the next president will “be the guy landing helicopters inside the Green Zone, taking people off the roof,” in a chaotic withdrawal reminiscent of Vietnam.

He has called General Petraeus "dead flat wrong" on Iraq. There is no added security there. ( http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20676775/ ) But he still has voted to give Bush all the money he has asked for
for his Iraq war.

He is much smarter than Bush or McCain.
"Terrorism is a means, not an end, and very different groups and countries are using it toward very different goals. If we can't even identify the enemy or describe the war we're fighting, it's difficult to see how we will win."

Biden has been in the pocket of credit card companies, many of whom are incorporated in Delaware.

Biden was the most active Democrat in the U.S. Senate during the battles over the federal bankruptcy bills. Biden helped predatory lenders get their bill. The little guy got screwed. Now the entire national economy is paying the price.

Biden aggressively ramrodded the bankruptcy bill through the Senate, despite opposition from all the major consumer groups, women’s groups, bankruptcy attorneys, and labor organizations, and warnings from bankruptcy judges.

Instead of leading the fight for universal medical insurance, to help the American public avoid financial pitfalls stemming from our totally dysfunctional medical care system, Biden devoted his energies into delivering for the predatory lenders. Big time.

Health Care - Biden is not for a single payer system or universal health care. He is for the government paying bills over $55,000. There is nothing in his views that would help working people get cheaper or affordable health insurance. He would allow people between 55 and 65 to "buy" into Medicare.

Mr. Biden’s plan excludes undocumented immigrants, except in emergency cases. “Instead, deal with it through immigration bills, not health care.” What Send them
back sick They'll die on the way?

Biden's hidden ties to Bush.
Scooter Libby's wife has been a main Senate Staffer for Senator Biden.

But he does

1) want a much more progressive taxation system.
2) want to protect American workers
3) protect the environment and the earth's animals and fishes.

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