Kim Jong-Il, perhaps, should start a blog. Instead of presiding over famine, low productivity, and international isolation, and culminating his rule by blowing up minor but no doubt painful extensions of his ego, he could (somewhat) lower his expectations and...sooner or later...report, as I do now, four
years months of glorious, exceptional growth, with June's Most Gloriously Highest Page Views Statistic topping it all off. By the time we march forward in unbreakable union across the gleaming threshold of July, this number is unquestionable and certainly guaranteed of ensupering 13,000 individual units.
Above all, however, we must thank the Crew of Worthies, whose infinite suns of infinite brilliance should truly shine forever in the Great Firmament. Most joyfully, we may take final proof from the great performance of the Worthies that Kim must open his society and democratize his nation to reap the full bounty of permanent productivity and growth!